HATS FROM ITALIAN SILICA
My poor child... "Well, Aunt Agatha, why should we cry on such a wonderful day?"
I remember my wedding...
But you're not married! That's why I'm crying...
Stop crying, Boben, you're making me nervous!
And me, what is it? I love cousin Helen!
Do you think I do not love my daughter?
This is another matter! She goes for another! I'm losing my bride!
Oh-ho-ho! And I lost my glove...
You lose the bride, but you keep the cousin...
- And the nursery! - Cattery?
Yes, the house and the kennel, Boben. Founded in 1878!
Loyalty... trust... all kinds of shrubs... poplars... birches...
Weeping willow... Ah, weeping willow!
Oh, already 9, but Fadinar is not there. My son-in-law thinks a lot about himself!
But I... I would be on time!
- You? - Well yes.
Would be? Yeah... Well, so we'll see!
My daughter! I'm tearing it all apart!
How, Daddy? It's impossible!
Still as possible! Your brother-in-law... er... your fiance...
late in the morning of his wedding. It is unacceptable!
I'm tearing it all apart! Boben, I'm giving it to you! Oh, thank you, Uncle, thank you!
But I'm not ready yet! Wait five minutes.
Good! Five minutes - and not a minute more.
And what will remain for me? You will remain my cousin.
Five minutes... But if he does not come, I'm tearing it all apart!
I do not understand how he can pull like that!
I'm ready to swear that it flies faster than the wind.
Come on, Beelzebub! But! But!
Come on! I'm already late... I can not get at all...
But! But! Well, what kind of trouble?
Touch it!
Come on, touch it!
But! But!
To the left, Beelzebub! Left...
It's really dashing: This horse does not understand anything!
Beelzebub... Beelzebub!
But stop it!
Well, if you have a horse's head, then I have - stubborn!
Do you understand, Beelzebub?
Now I will be in command!
To the left is to the left; Straight - then, straight!
But! But...
But! Come on, Beelzebub, let's go!
Incredible! Unheard of! In the morning of your own wedding!
No, this can not be lowered!
Great, uncle! And do not lower it!
You'll see how he gets! Ah, it's arrived!
Wait, kid:
9 hours 10 minutes. Monsieur Fadinar, I'm breaking up!
This will teach you to come on time and not to force your bride to wait!
- Your ex-bride! - Yes Yes...
Ay! "What is it, Auntie?"
I pricked with a pin.
Mademoiselle! Mademoiselle, he has arrived!
"Who?" "Monsieur, mademoiselle."
Finally...
Boben, you'll be in his stead!
Yes Yes... He will make his wife happy!
Accuracy - the politeness of kings...
And gardeners!
However, dear father-in-law... I do not want to know anything!
It's all over between your bride... Mine!
And mine! No, yours - and you!
It's all over irrevocably!
But, little woman... I'm not your father-in-law anymore!
Bravo, little girl! Do not you dare call him "father-in-law"!
Hear at least an explanation!
I would have arrived on time, if my horse had turned to the left.
But Beelzebub goes like a clock - only to the right!
So that... I do not want to hear anything!
I'm tearing it all apart! But, dad, he's not to blame...
It's all a horse...
And you still expect an apology from him?!
I demand an apology!
Not you!
Come on, let's...
Ellen... The usual apologies are impersonal and obsequious...
But my... very different... They are respectful... and passionate...
So that! Kiss your bride!
And I? What is left for me?
Let me give you a hug, my son-in-law! Not you, not you...
There is still a difference!
Well!
And do not forget your cousin Boben! Yes Yes...
So, are we going? Of course. Boben, let them serve the carriage!
All right, uncle... Then I'm going ahead on my gig...
- and I wait for you at home. - Good!
Wait for us at the entrance to kiss! Have agreed!
A lot of people are kissing in this family...
- See you! - You're going?
Wait, Beelzebub!
Be so kind as to wait for me for a minute!
Beelzebub!
Hey, Beelzebub! Well, now you'll get me!
I'll show you! Oh my God! My hat!
Is it a hat?
Rather, snag from the bonnet!
Are you the owner of this stupid animal?
I think so. Congratulations, monsieur!
Thank you, monsieur, you are very kind! This is a glorious cattle!
Are you kidding us, monsieur?
I?! Are you joking?
So you find it funny that your stupid beast ate my hat?
"Did he do it?" - And then no?
Beelzebub! You did it?!
Monsieur, I believe you owe it to us to compensate!
It was a pretty hat!
My horse always appreciates beautiful things.
Give up jokes! Monsieur, I'm not kidding.
I'm in a hurry, monsieur. I'm getting married soon. How many? What?
How much does food for a horse cost? It has no price, monsieur!
So much the better: You do not have to pay. Good-bye, monsieur!
Hey! Well, wait, you'll see!
I can not wait: I have a wedding!
- Bandit! - Grubby!
Come on, Virgini... One kiss! Quite tiny!
No, let me go, Monsieur Felix! I do not have fun.
But it's pretty fun! Virginie, one does not mean anything...
I do not want! I came here just to look...
for your host's wedding gifts.
And by the way, his wife... She's beautiful?
Well... it's not in my taste... In my opinion, it is simple.
But she's from a good family. Daughter of Donan Nonanka, a gardener.
Listen, Monsieur Felix...
if they need a maid...
think of me!
So you want to get away from your master?
From Beaupertuis? And do not tell me about him!
A nosy type!
Killjoy. Jealous. Quarrelsome. Yes, and a bastard in return.
And his wife! However, I do not like to talk about my masters...
Well, of course! Hypocrite. Crimson. Shortcut.
And what quibbles!
- And besides... - What?
Once the master leaves, how she disappears... disappears.
And where is it going? He never speaks!
You can not stay in such a house!
I would be so happy to serve with you...
Oh, we would get along...
Oh, someone came!
Do not be embarrassed, do not be embarrassed!
It's me, Uncle Vesine.
An old cap appeared...
Oh, good afternoon! How cute...
It turns out that the guests are going here, so I came...
Together with his wig and pipe, of course!
You are very kind!
Monsieur Félix, what's wrong with you?! He is deaf, like an old stump.
Ah, I thought so!
Oh, yes, yes... take this to the newlyweds' room!
This is my wedding gift. More careful, a very delicate thing!
Clear! At the same time, I myself will look at the wedding gifts...
Farewell, my deaf love!
Wait for me in the kitchen!
And she is not bad, this baby...
This is very pleasant - to see a pretty face.
And are not you ashamed at your age, Don Juan is retired?
Thank you very much, my friend! You can be free.
"Felix!" "Monsieur?"
All is ready? Flowers? Gifts? Yes, monsieur. Everything in the bedroom of Monsieur.
And where are the guests monsieur? There will be!
Felix, I had a funny story with me!
In the forest of St. Arnaud, I came across two idiots...
Quick, it's here! Here's his stroller!
Rise!
Happiness is still that monsieur pulled away from them.
Yeah, fortunately...
Oh... Uncle Vesin! With his...
Uncle!
Hey!
Oh... my nephew!
Let me congratulate you!
Oh, I forgot... how much they kiss in this family!
I brought you a gift! This is very kind of you.
Oh, what a lovely straw...
Yes, yes... Driving through the forest,
I dropped my whip.
Oh yes, these feelings do you credit...
What feelings?
Oh yes! Forever I forget that he is deaf, like a stump!
I would even say that only good husbands have good wives...
Yes Yes Yes Yes... I agree, I agree!
Fadinar?
Tell your master that we want to talk to him. Immediately!
All right, monsieur.
Yes. "There's monsieur and lady who want to talk to Monsieur."
Monsieur and lady?
What lady? In the hat?!
Now I'll see, monsieur. That's it!
Sit down!
What, my friend, are you as crazy as your master?
I do not know, monsieur. I'll see!
Well? "She's without a hat."
- She does not have... - Hats? No.
No... Then tell me that I'm not.
I do not accept ladies without hats!
- Good! - ABOUT!
Monsieur told me to say...
Rather, I want to say... that monsieur does not accept ladies without hats.
Ah well? What an arrogance! To all impudence impudence!
Because of your master, I was left without a hat!
Monsieur took a hat from Madame?!
More precisely, ate!
- Ate? - Yes.
I think, Madame exaggerates...
Tell your master that we will leave here only with a hat for Madame!
All right, monsieur.
Well? "They will leave here only with the bonnet that Monsieur ate."
With the hat I ate?
Here's to attack!
Listen, Felix! Give these people 200 francs, and let them clean!
All right, monsieur.
On behalf of Monsieur, I beg you to leave his home.
This is too much!
Ah well? Monsieur Fadinar is holding us in the hallway?
Monsieur Fadinar wants to get me out of the door?
Well, so I'll go back through the window!
I'll tell this unhappy man what I think about him!
Only over my dead body!
I'll show it to Monsieur! Emil, do not! It's a scandal!
And... there you are!
I'm here.
Monsieur... madame... Would you like to sit down?
But... if you prefer to stand up...
You have a quick horse. Thank you. And you?
In general, your horse is controlled with the road as easily as with hats.
She got used to the road. But the hat is a mistake!
Are you following me... on foot? By no means! On bicycles.
On bicycles... Oh, if only I knew!
And what if they knew? Well... if only I knew...
If I knew, I would wait for you... We would go together!
Not a word more! Good good, I agree.
So, what do we require of you.
Madame... you are my dearest friend...
Learn from Monsieur Tavernier!
Who is Tavernier? It's me, monsieur.
Monsieur Tavernier is my distant relative.
Further?
We grew up together... I understood that together.
I agreed to meet him today to...
talk about his future... about his position...
and guide him to the true path.
"Without a hat?" - Damn it!
Emil, Emil! "Yes, yes, Emil..."
You are right: I promised you to remain calm.
- So, in short... - Yes, yes, in short!
First, apologize to Madame.
Willingly. Although it's not I ate your hat,
and Beelzebub, and under mitigating circumstances. - I.e?
Only do not be angry... I ask you to!
But... why did Madame hang her hat on a tree...
when did you walk together?
Intend you - yes or no! To apologize to Madame?
Yes!
Madame... The usual apologies are impersonal and obsequious...
Mine... very different... They are respectful... and...
I'll warm Beelzebub!
This is not enough! I lock him in shackles!
Monsieur... I'll put a muzzle on him!
Monsieur! Oh, no, Emil! Enough, Emile!
Will you leave my chair alone? Or not?
- Listen to me! - Yes?
- That's not all! - So say it!
And faster! Faster! I'm waiting for guests!
My son-in-law? My son-in-law!
Come in, come in...
Oh my God! Who is it?
This is my father-in-law. If he finds a woman here, everything will be over.
An alien person... I ask you... Aye, Emil!
Emil, Emil...
Mademoiselle, let me...
Monsieur, get rid of these people... And we will return to our conversation!
My brother-in-law, I'm tearing everything! Well, what have I done?!
"All the guests are already downstairs." So what?
What? You should have met us on the stairs...
to kiss! Marriage has not taken place yet...
All can be terminated! Dissolve, uncle, dissolve!
And in fact, I'll tear it apart...
Yes, I'll break... However... six waitresses are waiting for...
But... why is she jerking all the time? I did not notice...
Dad... - Well? My pin is tufted... right there in the back...
Ah... I understood that.
Wait, cousin, I'm going now.
What is this?
Monsieur, stop! This is my cousin...
So what? Here you do not have beds!
Come on, go - and your pin will fly out!
"Oh... just not there!" - Why?
Because... it's full of locksmiths!
- Locksmiths? - Yeah.
Well, then go there! Uh, no... No, just not there!
Why? Well, it's full of stove workers.
Yes, you called all the craftsmen here!
Come on, we are already waiting!
Boben, give me a hand to your cousin and go to the city hall!
Yes, yes, yes, go! Meanwhile I will grab my gloves and hat.
I also brought you a gift. Yes Yes...
Should I take my gift?
Faster, monsieur, come out!
Funny, right? - And she allowed to eat her hat from Italian straw?
Together with monsieur! In the woods!
Oh my God! Virginie!
Virginie?
This is my maid. I'm lost!
Send this girl away!
Now she is losing consciousness...
I'm not going to kill you! And grab some cognac!
Off, or I'll kill you!
And it does not! Madness!
He mocks us.
My son-in-law! My son-in-law!
Here's cognac!
Madam, I do not want to get you out, but you better go home.
Now this is absolutely impossible... But why?
Because the girl that was here is my maid!
So it will help you!
She will tell her husband everything!
So, is there a husband? Grubby and jealous!
If I return without a hat... he imagines this!
Oh, it's terrible, madam... I will ask without comment!
Well, no comments!
I am getting ill... "Not here, madam!" This is harmful to the apartment.
I know: You need to get a similar hat, and you will be saved!
You are absolutely right! Madame urgently needs a modist.
But I'm dying... You see that Madame is dying!
But you! You are not at death!
I can not leave the lady in this condition!
"And where is cognac?" "There he is!"
Ah, yes, I drank it...
But, monsieur, the hat itself will not be on the head of the lady!
Yes, monsieur, so run faster! I?
Yes, yes, monsieur, run faster!
To run is very nice, madam...
but I'm getting married today and told you about this event!
The wedding procession is waiting for me at the entrance.
I wanted to spit for your wedding!
My son-in-law!
My dear!
My father-in-law!
Let's have a hat here!
And go away! Fast!
Rather, sooner!
Hide here!
Just pay attention to the quality of the straws, monsieur!
My husband knows this hat! But, madam...
And so that with poppies! But, excuse me, monsieur...
We'll wait here... day, week. Month, if required!
Means, I should gallop to hurry for a hat,
turning my wedding procession into a wandering circus?
I'll remember it to you! I'm not detaining you, monsieur!
"But why, monsieur?" - No, Emil!
Emil! Leave my chairs alone! And do not touch anything here!
I'm running to the first shop!
But what should I do with my phiakrami?!
And the mayor who is waiting for us?
My son-in-law!
My son-in-law?
I'll tell the father-in-law!
Not a word... otherwise you will die!
"My son-in-law!" "No, Daddy, no!"
- Why? - There are plenty of wallpaper shops!
Coatsmen? Well, so hurry!
Felix! In 10 minutes, be in the fashion shop of Marie-Louise...
to deliver the hat here!
All right, monsieur. Are you starting again?
- I'm already on my way, I'm coming! - It is high time!
"Helen!" - Come on, come on!
Excuse me, please sit down!
Finally!
Please, monsieur, here's your stroller!
Are you the manager? Yes, monsieur.
Get 100 francs if you stop the procession at the fashion store of Marie-Louise.
Got it, monsieur. It is not difficult!
Just need to come up with a plausible explanation!
Rely on me, monsieur! I'm smart enough.
Well, the better!
What's the matter?
Why did we stop here?
Well, come up with?
Say, the mayor went to the store, and you went to look for him.
Hmm... not too successful!
But... hold on!
Come on, well... Let me through!
What's the matter?
I'll look for the mayor - I saw how he looked in here.
He went to buy a hat? Yes. That is, no!
The scarf broke his moth, and he had to order a new one.
Wait, I'm now! I will not be late!
Mademoiselle, I urgently need a straw hat!
What is the circumference of the head? On a strong head!
From which straw? Not from iron, of course!
"Are you the landlady here?" "No, Monsieur."
So call me on her!
I used to communicate only with management!
Go, go!
Anything, monsieur? Madam, I urgently need a hat...
Oh my God! You?
Clara, not a word more! I'll be right back!
Wait a minute! Yes, my minutes are numbered!
Where have you been? Where did they come from?
I will now explain...
I... I was leaving for the weekend.
For 6 months?
I had to make a small detour... to pick up my mail!
So you treat women like that?
You did not think I was here, did you?
No... No, I must say...
Yes, yes, I admit... I admit that I was slightly wrong!
Slightly wrong? Monsieur was my fiance!
Monsieur takes me for a walk...
At this time a little rain begins.
You say that you go for an umbrella...
And come back in 6 months - and without an umbrella!
Clara, you're exaggerating!
5 and a half months!
And as for the umbrella... then this is simple forgetfulness.
I'll go get him!
"There you are!" - No?
I demand an explanation!
Just think: This man promised to marry me!
Why not?
First... if you marry another... I'll make such a scandal!
You'll be scared!
Terrible... What would I - and married another?!
As proof I am ready to become your client!
So... I immediately need a straw hat... with poppies.
Ah well? Hat for another woman!
No... No, it's... wedding gift.
- Are you sure? - I'm sure!
Well, I forgive you. But with one condition! You are having dinner with me!
Naturally. And tonight you'll take me to the theater!
To the theatre? Tonight? Great idea!
Beautiful! Evening at me just is free.
That's what I was thinking: How can I kill tonight?
And you will not marry anyone but me? Do not even hesitate!
Okay. Then they went to my studio! Certainly.
And do not look at my masters! No, my God!
Wait a minute! I'll see what's in the store. Good.
My God, my God...
Are we working?
My son-in-law! I'm tearing it all apart!
Again?!
Where, at last, the mayor? Will now be.
But how... - Yes, yes, he already puts on his shaifra. Wait!
I'll go get him.
Mayor, Mayor, Mayor...
Hats here?
What are you doing?! I see if there is a hat here. Here such!
Useless! I have seen - these are no more.
This is a very thin straw, it is not on sale.
There are no such anywhere. I know only one. I'm buying it!
It is not for sale. I sold it three days ago to Baroness de Champigny.
My love... You must give me the address of the Baroness!
What for? - It's a secret! In it, the life of a man, his wife and his children!
The madman! Wait, now I'll bring you her address...
When will you finally stop twitching?
But this pin... she always pricks.
"Have you seen the mayor?" No, but what?
Then quickly! Quickly! He went in a black turn.
Go, go... I'll take my gloves, my hat. Come out!
I'll follow... I'll follow!
"Well, where's the address?" Here.
Champigny, 22. Villa "Neptune", avenue Palmer. "Thank you, Clara!"
You... you... you saved my life!
Oh, well, what is he doing here... Not a man, but a shooting star!
Hey Hey! Uncle... look!
Thank you! Thanks and thanks again!
Until evening, dear Clara! And do not be late!
Oh, I can say at once: If I say I'll be on time, I'll be right there!
My son-in-law! You are kissing...
It does not surprise me!
It's horrible!
And this is the day of your wedding! I'm tearing it all apart!
I renew everything! Boben, I'm giving it to you! Take it!
Thank you, Uncle, thank you!
Do not worry, I know the way!
What happened? Why did you leave the phiakra?
My son-in-law, I am tearing everything away! It's already old! What else have I done?
Oh, it's just unthinkable! Incredible!
You just kissed a woman!
Well, if you saw, then I will not deny it!
You see! It's monstrous, what a shame!
Well, enough, enough! And you - do not step on the beds!
She's my cousin. This is permissible.
Oh, it's permissible?! And the woman I kissed, my cousin!
- Ah well... "Your cousin?" - Yes.
Then introduce us. Invite her to the wedding!
No, no, no, it's impossible! She hates weddings.
And-and-and... she's generally in mourning! In mourning?
Yes... Yes, yes... By her husband...
Well, then it's different... Go! It's time to the city hall!
Oh, monsieur... Monsieur!
Monsieur, there are such things... Well?! What else?
Monsieur, that Monsieur, who is with Monsieur, is terribly angry...
He grinds his teeth and breaks the chairs.
Throw it out the window! I do not think he will agree, monsieur.
Well, yes... Yes... And the lady?
She has seizures... She writhing with convulsions... and crying...
Nothing, calm down... I had to send for the doctor.
He came and put her to bed.
In bed... In bed?! In which?
In your bed, monsieur.
Profanation!
In my bed! In the bedroom of my Helen,
which I did not dare to defile even with a glance.
Run... Pick her up! Change your underwear!
And tell them that I found the hat!
But, monsieur... Here you are! Here is the address.
Come behind me there... And I'll come there as soon as I marry.
Afternoon? Nini-no! Before noon!
Now I'll go to the steward, I'll persuade him to speed up the ceremony.
So run, and then - right away to the baroness! Yes, Monsieur.
You - three hundred francs, if you speed up the ceremony!
I agree! Let's hit the road! Gallop!
I hope you are happy? Everything went smoothly! Excellent, my friend!
Have you sent my letter to the Baroness? Yes, monsieur.
Thank you, my friend, thank you!
And now take us to the villa "Neptune", and soon!
All right, monsieur! I have been working fast for 8 years. And successfully, to the same!
And now we're going to dinner.
I'm taking you to the Boulevard de Palmer. To the restaurant "Sucking calf".
A great place to eat.
Oh, my Helen... The coachman!
How, dear baroness, and the table is laid?
You are curious... Still, dear cousin!
You invited us to a musical performance, and I see a table set.
What does this mean?
This means, dear Viscount,
that I intend to detain my guests as long as possible.
After the concert there will be lunch,
and after dinner - dancing.
This is the program!
Good...
But, my dear Baroness, do you plan a lot of entertainment?
Well... we will have the stars of the scene and screen.
Except the famous Garigu!
Garigu? That famous freak that had a triumphant success in Italy?
I've never seen him. So do I. But I wanted to.
I offered him 10 thousand francs for the performance.
And so, this morning I received an answer. Oh well?
"Madame, you ask me to sing two romances. I'll sing three!
You offer me ten thousand francs - that's not enough!"
Oh, but...
"I will accept only one flower from your bouquet."
What delicacy!
He is charming.
Last Monday he sang the Countess de Bray.
By the way, she has beautiful legs... You know? Dada... And what?
Guess what he asked her!
I can not even imagine... Ballroom shoe!
A ball shoe?
Ha, yes, he is the original!
He has such lovely quirks...
Until they rise above the ankles!
Oh, viscount... Oh, it's late, I have to get dressed!
Accept while my guests, viscount!
Do not worry, Baroness, rely on me!
Wait for me a little! I'll see if everything is ready.
Sorry...
Hey! Do not let us sizzle here, as usual!
Just a minute, monsieur, I'll look! Good.
There is a gentleman who would like to talk with Mrs. Baroness.
His name? He did not want to call himself.
He said that in the morning he had the honor of writing to the Baroness.
And, surely this is a great Garigu!
The man with the shoe...
Curious to see... Invite him!
Oh, sorry... Come in, dear master!
Oh... dear master... that's too much... Excuse me!
Very flattered! I, too... What an honor!
Please, sit down! Oh no, thanks! I am very tired...
I would like to speak with Mrs. Baroness.
I am her cousin, Viscount Achilles de Rosalba.
De Rosalba... And this does not bother you? Not at all.
We talked about you. It seems you are a great original?
Yeah... But I'd like to talk to...
Do you like small legs? Yes, small legs...
Charming, charming! Charming...
I would like to talk...
You know, your story is already going through the salons!
What?! - Yes Yes! This adventure with a shoe is simply charming.
Charming! "The hat?"
No, the Countess's shoe!
Of course, but I'd like to talk...
You know, I'm happy to have met you!
With Mrs. Baroness!
Yes Yes Yes. I'll warn her. You are a real original!
Yes! "Like all great artists."
- Yes! - Very original!
Highly!
I do not like this type...
Oh, how impressive are these family portraits!
So it seems, they will tell me: "You can not get a hat!"
And still...
Madame... the fate of two goals depends on your hat...
Remember that dedication is the best decoration of a woman.
These words, madam, by which I completed my letter...
I will repeat to you, because... because... because... what?
Because I need this hat!
Let it be a trifle... but I need this hat...
Now, when Felix comes... and those who are at my house...
My dear... I beg you... calm down...
So... where's the hat?
Wait a minute! First, I received from Monsieur the order to raise Madame.
- And it's all? - In any way!
Ah well? "And throw you out the window if you can not get through the door."
Ah well?
This hat, Madam Baroness, I need... I need... immediately!
A thousand apologies, monsieur! I made you wait.
Mistress of the Baroness, I'm embarrassed...
Oh, monsieur, imagine that you are back in Italy...
The only thing I can not give you is the sky of Florence!
I would not have accepted it: It would have embarrassed me.
I did not come to you for this. Ah, Italy! Her museums! Her romances!
Her straw... her hat... What?
Did the Baroness, undoubtedly, receive my letter? - Of course.
It's so delicate... But... would you like to sit down?
Sorry!
You probably found me very immodest? Not at all, not at all!
I ask permission, Madam Baroness, to remind you,
that selflessness is the best decoration of a woman.
Sure... Undoubtedly!
That's it, definitely!
I would like to remind you, Mistress of the Baroness,
that he had the honor to write you a note.
The most delicate note I will keep forever...
Forever... Forever!
It's a great honor... Well, what are you!
It's an invaluable autograph!
I want to note, Madam Baroness, that in this note I asked...
Oh, how forgetful I am!
Do you really value this?
I cherish the baroness?! As an Arab with his fighting horse!
As a sailor - his compass,
as drowning - his life-saving circle,
like a snail - its shell...
and as Uncle Vezine - with his wig.
What ardor! It would be cruel to make you wait longer...
One minute!
One minute - and it's in my hands!
Here, monsieur, I pay cash!
A flower from my garden...
A flower from your garden?
Well, what are we waiting for again?!
My stomach let go of hunger.
So Dad is back! "I did not find my son-in-law, but at least found a dining room."
Finally! Let's all go to the table!
It's here!
How beautiful! Well, it's great here!
Great restaurant! I'll look in here!
Yes... but where is my son-in-law? Has already matured...
What?! "Melon is already ripe!"
I start eating: In the belly completely empty!
Sit down all to the table!
My guests are going. Now I will introduce you.
But, Mistress of the Baroness, I...
Dear friends!
I present to you the famous Garigu! King of music!
Oh, is this some kind of mistake?
Come on, monsieur! You are too modest...
Well... I will not deny it!
I'm Garigu. Great Garigu.
Listen, monsieur!
Now... now it will go!
My respect, monsieur!
We heard you on the radio, monsieur. What a fantasy! What imagination!
Yes, yes, imagination...
Mistress of the Baroness, will you allow me to tell you a word... alone?
I have a small request for you.
"Oh, please..." - Excuse me!
Speak directly, monsieur!
You know perfectly well that I can not refuse you anything.
However, I am afraid that my request will seem to you... fantastic...
But, you see... we are... artists...
Thousands of fantasies come to mind.
I know! The shoe...
Yes-yes... a shoe.
And when my fantasies do not fulfill... here in the throat...
something shrinks... I can not talk...
I can not sing!
My God! And my concert?
Speak, monsieur, what you need! What do you want?
It's very difficult for me to say this...
You frighten me!
My God... what wonderful hair you have!
Hair? What does it mean?
They reminded me of that lovely hat that was on you yesterday.
Oh... exquisite hat!
A pretty hat!
Well, monsieur...
Oh, yes, I did not dare say... But finally, the word is uttered!
With this hat... my happiness... it only holds on to it!
I understand... Do you want to attach it to the shoe?
Oh, yes... Again this shoe!
Do not worry, monsieur! This hat... you will get it.
The Baroness...
I'll send it to you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow...
Uh, no... No, no! Now! This very minute!
You hear... my voice...
Oh my God! I'll send the maid at once for this hat.
Thank you, baroness...
Finally! ABOUT?!
My son-in-law, I dissolve everything!
What are you doing here?! Your behavior is indescribable!
Leave your wife on your wedding day...
and leave us alone at the table! Fortunately, this did not stop our appetite.
What did you say? Did you get to the baroness's dining room?!
A great place! I'll come back here someday.
No?! Where are the others?
They also eat? "No, they're eating!"
Oh... I threw myself into the cold sweat!
I do not understand how the mistress of the baroness invited such guests!
- This is the light... - Yeah...
Besides, the lady of the baroness is not against sharing food...
Health Bridal!
Oh, if only they were silent! After all, they will hear!
I do not know what's wrong with me... I think I'm a bit tipsy...
Come on, quickly! Come back again! What for?!
ABOUT! What... Not a word! It's a surprise!
Not a word, not a word...
Are you ready to speak in front of my guests? Yes, but...
"They are impatient..." "The hat?"
Here.
ABOUT! Thank you!
Here's the hat, monsieur! The hat? Well, finally a hat!
Wait, wait... Here, this is for you! Thank you, monsieur!
Finally, I have a hat made of Italian straw!
But... what is this? Mademoiselle!
Ma-ma-mademuzel...
She's also crepe de cine... this hat!
Quickly answer, where is the other! Do not hurt me, monsieur!
Where's the hat from the Italian straw?
Madame gave it to her niece, Madame Boppertuy.
Thousand devils! Again, all over again! Where she lives?
Rue de Fleur, 12. Rue de Fleur? I'm going there!
- Cousin! - What?
Are not we going to dance? We will, of course, be!
I immediately go for the orchestra! Forward!
How, are you leaving? - Who am I? What do you! How could you think that I'm leaving?
Everyone is waiting for the famous Garigu.
So... are we going?
Great artist Garigu!
We are ready to applaud you.
You are too kind...
Silence...
What should I sing to them?
Well... I'll sing to you... "She counted the crows."
And what did she do?
And she... she considered everything a raven, without worries, without worries, without hassle...
Health Bridal!
Oh! Catastrophe!
My dear, here you are! Yeah...
How, monsieur?! Do you know these people?!
Madame... Madame of the Baroness...
So this is you - the hostess of the institution? It's delightful! Congratulations!
But, but, but... Monsieur!
We start dancing! Music!
Well, what again? "My God, what a day!" They threw me out the window.
"Through the window?" "Like furniture."
Do they throw my furniture out of the window? As a lackey.
Okay, go home and tell them that my hat will be in half an hour.
I do not have the spirit, he is now starting to destroy the whole house.
Especially! You have to stop this! How?!
How... Well, tell them that I have a hat, but there is not enough tape and poppies.
And if it does not help? Should help! Although the furniture will be preserved.
Besides... you will come in with a smile. With a smile of triumph!
I can not move my lips, where can I really smile?
Never mind! Go ahead, go...
And when you reassure them, come to me on the rue de Fleur, 12, to Madame Bopertui.
The hat is there. Come on, come on quickly!
- How, you do not dance? - No no.
Why? Listen, Helen... Follow me. Fast!
I already do not understand anything! All of you! Quickly set these people out of here!
It's impossible to listen!
Rue de Fleur, 12. The rest are not waiting!
Yeah, I'll remember this "Suckling calf"!
It's so original!
Oh, my son-in-law is waving!
Damn, they're coming for us!
The coachman, to the right! We must break away.
Yes, yes, come off. It's... such a joke...
I just decided to joke.
Finally, some, my favorite...
Ah, dear, it seems that you are missing something...
No need to say! Hmm, not very flattering for me...
I did not mean that!
I so want to embrace you!
Oh dear...
This lady will give me a hat...
Who are you talking about? Yes of you! About you.
And what do you want from me? Well... love! Happiness!
My dear...
I do not know what to do if I refuse...
What are you talking about?
How can I deny you anything at all?
And I, dear... How can I deny you anything at all?
- True, right? - True...
Then promise me not to leave me for a day! "Not for a day..."
Oh, no, no... No... It's impossible!
I have to explain something to you...
You see, in a marriage...
Helen... My Helen...
"My Helen!" No, no... Yes! Yes!
I will be back in 5 minutes!
"My son-in-law!" "Oh, my God, father-in-law!"
Where are you going?
I'm here... I stopped for a couple of minutes... because of... because...
because of a tooth... The root tooth hurts, forces are not present!
I will be accepted - I will be back in 5 minutes.
Only hurry, otherwise it starts to bore me!
Rely on me!
Good afternoon! Madame Boppertuy?
Madame left, but monsieur at home.
Ah, he's a dentist! I'll report on you. I beg!
Sorry...
That's it! We're done.
I saw and did - Here is my secret!
I agreed that the bridge would be done by Tuesday.
Come on Wednesday, at 12.
That's all. Goodbye...
See you, madam!
Monsieur called? Yes. Is Madame back?
"No, Monsieur." "How strange!"
In the morning at ten to nine she went to buy her gloves.
It's 15.20, and it has not returned yet?
How long does it take to buy gloves?!
Virginie, do you remember how Madame was dressed this morning?
She was wearing a new dress and... a hat made of Italian straw!
What? At 9 am - a hat made of Italian straws?!
It's strange... very strange. Yes, very strange!
What?! Go to yourself!
Following!
Come in... come in, dear monsieur!
Sorry... Have courage, believe me your troubles!
I restore molars...
in their pristine beauty. Yes Yes...
But if it is required, I delete them... Yes, but...
For me, there is no secrecy in fangs. Listen, monsieur...
I look around. I file. I'm drilling. I'm polishing. I delete. And so on...
I work skillfully and masterly!
I came to you to...
Do not say anything! It's up to the doctor to make a diagnosis.
But I'm not sick. I'm not sick at all!
Nothing hurts me.
Everyone says like that! But the destruction acts insidiously:
Caries, abscess, sepsis, gangrene...
and then, like a thunderbolt, death!
Do not say anything! But I wanted to...
Surface inspection gave me important information.
Inflammation of gums with possible arthritic complications,
which tomorrow can bring to scurvy.
I saw and did - that's the secret of my craft!
Yes, monsieur, but I came for the bonnet.
Behind the hat... No, monsieur, you are an amateur.
This is not a crown - crown!
That's it, monsieur! With a halo of poppies.
No, monsieur, a crown of gold. So, monsieur, open your mouth!
No! I tell you, I have nothing in my mouth.
How, no? It can not be!
Is there really no bridge? Listen, monsieur...
I do not have a toothache, I swear by your wife's head!
My wife's? Why me?!
Are you out of your mind?
Listen to me for a minute!
Drama... What am I saying! Tragedy...
an incredible tragedy led me to you.
I came here for your wife's hat because of my horse.
Yes! I lost my whip while my horse ate a hat.
Clara sold her to the baroness,
my guests ate dinner,
one crazy crushes my furniture,
the phiakra are waiting at your entrance,
and the result of all - our meeting!
What is this, after all?!
It's impossible! How much he can mess around?
So you understand me? Yes, yes, very good...
If you listen to me, I will give you a lot of customers:
Twenty! Even a hundred! I will bring you...
all teeth in the world!
I swear... I swear by your drill!
Yes, yes... I'm listening to you...
The drama started this morning, when I was returning home...
So... Did you get the hat?!
Uh... Uh... She... will be in half an hour.
Oh, no?
If next time you go without a hat, I'll destroy you!
And in the end...
this couple settled at me...
without a contract for hiring.
But why did not this young lady go to her house?
Alas... She has a husband.
Ah well? She has a husband?
It is very funny! Still as it is amusing...
Some kind of snobby boob who does not know what's going on behind him!
Oh, that poor little man...
And thanks to you... and a hat from Italian straw...
From Italian straws? Did I hear correctly?
- And with poppies... - With poppies?!
Here's a sample...
The model? It's her...
So suede gloves were only a pretext!
A wretched accomplice who had the audacity to tell me the story of my wife!
Now something terrible will happen!
A nothing! What's going on here?
I'll show you!
What do they play? I did not see this...
So, my wife is at your house?!
What? A woman in my brother-in-law's house? On the day of his wedding?
What a shame! Of course, this is very nice.
No, it's not your wife at all. You are mistaken, I assure you!
I look like an idiot, monsieur? I do not know, monsieur.
What kind of nonsense? I'm sure you have it in your bed!
A woman in bed? In his bed?!
We leave now! I dissolve everything!
My daughter, you return to your father!
Come on, get out of this house!
You came here to mock me! I'll explain everything!
Chloroform.
"I'll show you..." - I...
What did you want?
The drivers were paid up to 4 hours,
and since now 5, they left.
I would pay them!
You can look for a taxi to get home.
Taxi? Never, never! We'll go on foot.
From ryu Fleur? The house is far away, 14 kilometers...
We'll go to the hotel. My feet will not be with my son-in-law!
And gifts? Flowers? Are we all going to leave this dumbfounded?
Oh, and that's right! Let's go to him! Forward!
Oh, will we dance again?
Oh, Monsieur Fadinar!
Hello, baby... What are you doing here?
And what are you doing in the arms of my master, Monsieur Beaupertuis?
Monsieur Beaupertuis?
Your master?
Husband?
And I told him everything...
- The wretch... - Aha...
Do you know him? You saw him?! So, are you with him at the same time?
I know Monsieur Fadinara...
This is the master... His address? Fast!
This is the master of my friend. Address, or I'll crush you!
Paradise Street, 25. Ah, Paradise?
Fast! I saw and did. That's my secret.
"The hat, monsieur?" "Follow me!"
Hat, monsieur? To the devil! No, in paradise... Fadinar! Paradise!
Fadinar!
Hey, monsieur!
Felix! Felix!
But where are we, finally?!
How should I know? I followed Boben...
No, uncle, I was following you.
I can not do it anymore. We must sit down!
Only not on the ground - you will spoil your dress!
So much the worse... Get a little more courage... Let's go!
God, well, far away...
Hey, how much is your phone?
But, monsieur... How many? I'll take for any price!
Then - 4 thousand. 4 thousand... Hold!
Wait a minute! Here! So...
My friend, we are lost! I'm disgraced!
What to do? What?! What should we do...
Madame! What? Run! Your husband is coming.
Here?! "Madame, I've been hunting this hat since morning..."
with guests on the tail.
Like a dog on the hunting track!
The hat is eaten!
I did not know that this dentist is your husband,
and told him everything. Madam, he's racing here. He's already here!
Everything... everything is dissolved. We take away the dowry. Come on, come in!
Come here!
What a day! I have no more strength. Even my heart aches.
What are you saying? That my heart hurts!
Let me at least explain,
since you are here. I'm not familiar with this lady!
No explanation!
But I tell you that I am unfamiliar with it!
Listen to me, finally, my father-in-law!
What?! Are you taking my Elena's dowry?
She's not your Helen anymore. I'm taking her!
And her dowry too!
She is my wife. I protest!
I spat at your protests! Do not touch her dowry!
Let me go!
Be careful with my gift! Here is a hat made of Italian straw.
What? From Italian?!
I got it from Florence. I paid 1200 francs.
From Florence? Can not be! I've been looking for it since the morning!
And she was here!
Right here. And exactly like that. With poppies!
Long live Uncle Vezine!
I have a hat!
Hat! Hat!
Helen...
Oh, no, no!
Hat for 1200 francs... He will not get it!
One moment, Helen!
I'll just finish the lady's hair and put her out the door!
Victory! There is a hat!
Finally! Wear it and leave!
- What?! - A?
But I... But she... She was there... I'm quite sure!
Anais!
- My husband! - Your husband?
Hey! My wife?
Let me go to your wife!
My wife? Where's she?
Ah... Here you are, unhappy!
Help! Help!
Ay! Au...
"Well, here... Is that better?" Oh yeah.
Sorry!
Go, go! Fast! Forward!
How dare you? Here I sleep!
Oh, madam, I'm sorry... I was wrong... I'm very sorry!
However, I'm glad that I was mistaken.
- Come out! - Yes Yes...
My son-in-law! Your servant told us the whole story.
You have acted perfectly. In chivalry!
I return my daughter to you.
I return to you her dowry and my respect!
- And what do I get? - What are you...
Oh, Anais!
It's good that I found you!
I saw you running along the street... But you went to buy gloves!
First answer me!
What are you doing at this time in someone else's house?
I... I'll tell you everything... I'll tell...
This is my hat!
She's wearing a hat!
Yes! She's wearing a hat! I was wrong.
Come on! We'll talk at home! Yes, my dear, yes... You're wearing a hat...
Oh!
It's a pin...
Ah, the pin...
Here she is.
It is easier to find it than a hat made of Italian straw...
Subtitles: Linda